BOFH Archive - The Register BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine
BOfH • Page 1 • Tag • The Register Who is the BOFH? BOFH, otherwise known as the Bastard Operator From Hell, is a fictional system administrator who went rogue long before anyone had even heard of Edward Snowden* Known as either BOFH or only by his first name, Simon, he is the lead character in the long-running comedy column created by the brilliant Simon Travaglia that you can
BOFH: Theres a fatal error in the blinkenlights • The Register BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't; BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget; BOFH: The Boss pulled the plug on our AI, so we pulled the pin on him "Really?" the Boss gasps "Really," I say "The system management is appalling and I don't think their IT guy has a clue what's going on "
BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts • The Register BOFH: HR's AI hiring tool is perfectly unbiased – as long as you're us "Why would there be more points?" "Because it would require more skill to get it in from further away
BOFH: From AI consultant to automotive surface consultant BOFH: The true gravity of the Boss and the 3-coffee problem BOFH : Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe "There may be an element of that in the fullness of time, but by then AI will have created newer roles "
BOFH: Selling the Boss a Dream - The Register BOFH: The devil's in the contract details; BOFH: Don't threaten us with a good time – ensure it; BOFH: The Boss pulled the plug on our AI, so we pulled the pin on him; BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun "Right, got you " "Not even slightly – we're selling The Dream here We need to back the dump truck